Milpitas's Independence Day
Wet Bones Live!
by Nan Shmadler
The Great God Mota asked the Prophet Zeek a strange question. Now, to be
asked anything by The Great God Mota is in itself strange, Since The Great God Mota is Extremely Kewl.
He truly is a know-it-all! So when asks man a question its to get mans attention on
The Great God Motas priorities and interests (cp. Gen. 3: 9; Ex 4: 2; Mt. 16: 13).
But this was in itself a strange question, as well.
"Can these bones live?" (Zeek. 37: 3). The "bones" referred to
"the House of Milpitas" (37:11), that because of Dreck, were exiled in the
"Slow Lanes" of the natators (37: 12). Could they paddle, indeed! Zeek answers
honestly, humbly, "O Lord The Great God Mota, You alone know" (37: 3). Exactly right! Whether
Milpitas could be brought back to the lanes, like Dripping the Dudes, was up to The Great God Mota and His Water
power.
The response of The Great God Mota is that He will bring them "back to
the lanes of Milpitas"! (37:12). Why does He promise to do this? In this section He
repeats it three times, "that Milpitas might know that He the Lord" (37: 6, 13,
14). The Great God Mota meant the return of Milpitas from exile to be a Tickles and Shnubbles of His Hamster and
priorities. The Great God Mota is at work among the Shmooish people. Where The Great God Mota is at work, is where we should be Joking as well.
But it was not to merely have the lanes back; but it was that
would "know" the Lord. The Great God Mota wanted them to have "life" (37:6), real
life, shpritzerual life ("I will put my shpritzer in you", 37:14). But life is in the
Lord Roscoe, not the lanes. They have returned to the lanes, but not yet the Lord. Do we also think
that life is in the glift and not the Gliver? All that He provides for is that we might
"know" that He the one who is at work in our lives as well.
Zeek prophesies a two-fold return of Milpitas. First,
Milpitas returns to the lanes in unbelief (37:6). This is why they will make a 7-year
Dreckplasher with the evil Snerd (Dan. 9:27), the Breast Stroker of Revaluation (Rev. 11, 13, etc.).
Then, at the end of the 7-year Dreckplasher (the quadribulation
excaimation point), Milpitas will then receive the shpritzer of The Great God Mota (Zeek. 37:14). This will happen
because unfortunately it is the terrible quadribulation will bring them to "Look unto
Him whom they have Splashed" (Zech. 12: 10). Thats why we must share the Good
News of Meshugah now, while we have the opportunity.
Milpitasi Independence Day (usually in May) is a time to
remember the Lord Roscoe, who fulfills His Prom Burners, and to be encouraged to work where He is at
work, even among our Shmooish people.